The Life is Good Toddlers Naive Dirt Don't Hurt Crusher Tee is telling the truth: a little dirt and mud won't hurt you. (Unless it's flung in the eyes, in which case... uh...) Okay, this T-shirt is mostly accurate. The scientific reasoning for a toddler's universal obsession with construction vehicles may never be known, but it's understandable. Chances are, they won't give a hoot about the words. The backhoe, dump truck, and bulldozer are all they will care about. Wait until they have a closer look and see who is driving those super cool machines. Yep, it's dogs and a cat... a toddler's second and third favorite things!