We support your decision to worship any deity that feels right to you, but around here, we OBEY THE CRUSTACEAN! We're mostly kidding... but the Howler Brothers Men's Crab Idol Cotton T-Shirt isn't messing around. This midweight cotton tee features a printed graphic depicting the aforementioned multi-legged lord surrounded by the brand's name and influential catchphrase. The hard-shelled monster may have successfully infiltrated the minds of the dudes over at Howler Brothers, but we're still a little on the fence. Oh no... he's coming. OBEY THE CRAB!