Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That's why this cargo-short-pocket-sized Emergency Dad Jokes Card Deck by Brass Monkey is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes—perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There's even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note—or just 'Hi hungry, I'm Dad.'